bleu_claire (bleu_claire) wrote,
bleu_claire
bleu_claire

the GS elevator

1. I don't have the flu, but go ahead and stay the fuck away from me anyway.
2. #1: Drugs to pro athletes is like plastic surgery to actors. They're here to entertain me. Who gives a fuck.
3. #1: I spent my twenties in the office. So dating a 20-year old is how I re-live what i missed… on a much larger budget.
4. #1: My wife thinks alcoholism is totally acceptable as long as she calls it 'brunch' and does yoga first.
5. #1: Divorce is expensive, because its worth it.
6. #1: Hey. ASAP means 'As soon as possible,' not 'Right fucking now.'

Courtesy моей самой любимой и самой замечательной investment banker girl.

P.S. GS = Goldman Sachs, самый желанный employer в сфере Investment Banking. https://twitter.com/GSElevator

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