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На злобу дня

Надеюсь, никого не обидит, но по моему доказательство того, что британский юмор это прекрасно.

The Queen is in Glasgow and she bumped into Alex Salmond.

HM: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence ? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?
HM: No, we don’t like that.

AS: Empire, and I'll be Emperor?
HM: No.

AS: All right, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?

HM: No, Mr Salmond, I suggest we call it a Country and you can carry on as you are.

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notolya
Sep. 19th, 2014 11:58 am (UTC)
Delightful :)
green_garlic
Sep. 19th, 2014 12:29 pm (UTC)
Это прекрасно!)
Анна Рагозина
Sep. 19th, 2014 02:42 pm (UTC)
Brilliant ;)
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